Your wife, Marilyn Jensen, has decided she wants a divorce. You knew this conversation was coming to a head and you're already prepared with a silly looking pair of glasses. MJ, seemingly annoyed at you changing the subject, unsuspectingly puts them on. She falls silent until commanded with the snap of your fingers. She then must obey each command until you direct her to the next. She is at your sole discretion and after some proper training, her mind calms and she is once again the loving, sweet wife you married. There's nothing a little training session can't fix and you'll be keeping this secret weapon in your back pocket for the next conflict that arises.