As a very special elf, I have a very special job. We're the ones that have been chosen to keep our kind immortal by absorbing the souls of sinners. You've been extra naughty this year, and I'm here to present your last gift; a dark trip into the abyss of my empty stomach. Once I've shrunken you down and swallowed you whole, I'll absorb your energy and prolong the lifespan of my species and rid the world of one less evil and pathetic human.